Kermit the Frog is a green frog with a big career and a small tail
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Kermit works closely with Jim Henson, and it is a well known fact that Jim made him. Yes, this sounds very wrong, but its true. Bestiality, I say. Oh well. ANYWAY, Kermit works on The Muppet Show and other things like this, and it is a little known fact that Miss Piggy raped him in episode 998765123432436582959.7 and 3/4s.
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Kermit has a very secret life that not many people know about. For example, he once had butt sex with Fozzie Bear the transvestite. He also gave Sweetums a blow job and masturbated over Sam the Eagle when he was sleeping. He once arrived at Disney Land with the word 'Pedo' on his face, because the Swedish Chef wanted to get even when Kermit xylaphoned his mum and teabagged his nan. Unfortunately, Swedish Chef can't spell and used two 'e's. Lol.