Fozzie Bear

&nbsp Fozzie Bear is a bear who is fozzie. INNIT

Media
Fozzie stars in The Muppet Show, where he tells bad jokes and makes random puppets pregnant. He runs about stupidly hitting random stuff with his cock, while playing with his nipples and yodelling. He is fucking random.

Sick Stuff
Fozzie once forgot to wear a condom while bumming Kermit, and this is why Kermit has a high sperm count. Fozzie once slapped the Swedish Chef with a used condom that was filled with shit, and the Swedish Chef tore off his cock, so now he has an artificial one. Fozzie likes riding Miss Piggy with his artificial cock in her fanny, and punching her in the head so that she runs around. You can see this act in Episode 983 - Sexual Intercourse. In this episode, Fozzie also covers his dick with sand and shoves it up Sam the Eagle's ass. This is, by far, the funniest episode.